http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/-t1.htm 1690richo think hes the best joke finder going, feel free to challenge him with a few of your own or simply leave a comment. Mon, 09 Jun 2008 00:57:39 GMT 10 http://www.raphaelk.co.uk/gifs/Flags/northern%20ireland.gif http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/-t1.htm http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/the-7-dwarfs-are-all-excited-as-the-new-pope-is-visiting-t292.htm loyalntrue The 7 dwarfs are all excited as the new pope is visiting fairy story land. All week they nudge Dopey sniggering "Well you can finally ask your question!", to which Dopey replies every time "Shurrup willya!" Finally the day arrives and all the dwarfs are lined up with the other characters from the Snow White story, he shakes hands with the evil Queen, then Snow White then slowly makes his way down the line of the dwarfs. As he approaches Dopey theres a small chant which ... Jokes (Richos Speciality)... Mon, 09 Jun 2008 00:57:39 GMT http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/the-7-dwarfs-are-all-excited-as-the-new-pope-is-visiting-t292.htm#682 http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/the-7-dwarfs-are-all-excited-as-the-new-pope-is-visiting-t292.htm http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/there-was-a-loyalist-a-fenian-and-claudia-schiffer-t291.htm loyalntrue There was a loyalist, a fenian and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage on a train Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the loyalist were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Fenian had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there. ... Jokes (Richos Speciality)... Mon, 09 Jun 2008 00:33:22 GMT http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/there-was-a-loyalist-a-fenian-and-claudia-schiffer-t291.htm#681 http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/there-was-a-loyalist-a-fenian-and-claudia-schiffer-t291.htm http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/two-nuns-sister-mary-and-sister-elizabeth-t290.htm loyalntrue
Sister Elizabeth casts her eyes heavenward and cries, "Forgive him Lord, for he knows not what he is doing!"

Sister Mary turns and moans, "Oh God, mine does!!!"]]> Jokes (Richos Speciality)... Mon, 09 Jun 2008 00:09:25 GMT http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/two-nuns-sister-mary-and-sister-elizabeth-t290.htm#680 http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/two-nuns-sister-mary-and-sister-elizabeth-t290.htm http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/paddy-had-been-drinking-at-his-local-dublin-pub-t289.htm loyalntrue Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking any more tonight Paddy." Paddy replies, "Ok Mick, I'll be on my way then." Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. "damn" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face, "damn" He looks ... Jokes (Richos Speciality)... Mon, 09 Jun 2008 00:04:32 GMT http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/paddy-had-been-drinking-at-his-local-dublin-pub-t289.htm#679 http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/paddy-had-been-drinking-at-his-local-dublin-pub-t289.htm http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/a-woman-brings-8-year-old-johnny-home-t288.htm loyalntrue
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."

"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her bloody appendix out!"]]> Jokes (Richos Speciality)... Sun, 08 Jun 2008 23:45:57 GMT http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/a-woman-brings-8-year-old-johnny-home-t288.htm#678 http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/a-woman-brings-8-year-old-johnny-home-t288.htm http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/two-starving-bums-t281.htm 1690richo These two starving bums are walking through an alley when one of them sees a dead cat. He runs over, sits down and starts to eat the cat, tearing the meat from its limbs. He says to the other bum, "Hey, I know you're hungry, too. Why don't you eat some of this cat?" "Hell no!!!" replies the second bum, "That cat's been dead for days, he's all stiff and cold and smelly!" The first bum says, "Okay, suit yourself," and continues to eat ... Jokes (Richos Speciality)... Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:44:32 GMT http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/two-starving-bums-t281.htm#661 http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/two-starving-bums-t281.htm http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/cruise-ship-sinks-t270.htm stevie Pacific cruise ship sinks with only 3 survivors. David, Darren and Daisy. They swim to a small Island and live there for a couple of years doing what comes naturally, but Daisy feels so bad about having sex with both David and Darren she kills herself. Sad for David and Darren, but they get over it and again nature takes its course. After a couple more years the lads feel really bad about what they are doing............. ..... so ... Jokes (Richos Speciality)... Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:08:41 GMT http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/cruise-ship-sinks-t270.htm#637 http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/cruise-ship-sinks-t270.htm http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-year-brady-backing-for-boss-staunton-t209.htm british1690 The leader of Irish Catholics has urged football fans to keep faith with Republic manager Steve Staunton. Staunton could lose his job on Tuesday when the Football Association of Ireland holds an emergency meeting. His reign suffered a new low on Wednesday when the Republic drew 1-1 against Cyprus at Croke Park. However, Archbishop Sean Brady told TV3's The Political Party programme on Sunday that he was "very much on his side, a supporter of Steve". The archbishop ... Jokes (Richos Speciality)... Tue, 23 Oct 2007 03:10:37 GMT http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-year-brady-backing-for-boss-staunton-t209.htm#518 http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-year-brady-backing-for-boss-staunton-t209.htm http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-day-22-10-07-t201.htm 1690richo
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says: "You shouldn't take that. You tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey."]]> Jokes (Richos Speciality)... Mon, 22 Oct 2007 13:50:07 GMT http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-day-22-10-07-t201.htm#501 http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-day-22-10-07-t201.htm http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/how-to-quit-smoking-video-funny-as-fuck-t198.htm 1690richo http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/footage220_1.html it made me cry this haha]]> Jokes (Richos Speciality)... Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:34:22 GMT http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/how-to-quit-smoking-video-funny-as-fuck-t198.htm#487 http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/how-to-quit-smoking-video-funny-as-fuck-t198.htm http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/the-cement-football-video-funny-as-fuck-t192.htm 1690richo http://www.funnyandjokes.com/cement-soccer-ball.html



]]> Jokes (Richos Speciality)... Sun, 21 Oct 2007 01:59:53 GMT http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/the-cement-football-video-funny-as-fuck-t192.htm#475 http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/the-cement-football-video-funny-as-fuck-t192.htm http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-day-21-10-07-t193.htm 1690richo
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"



]]> Jokes (Richos Speciality)... Sun, 21 Oct 2007 02:05:36 GMT http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-day-21-10-07-t193.htm#476 http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-day-21-10-07-t193.htm http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/6-eyes-t191.htm 1690richo

3 blind mice. ]]> Jokes (Richos Speciality)... Sun, 21 Oct 2007 01:50:39 GMT http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/6-eyes-t191.htm#474 http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/6-eyes-t191.htm http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/the-karate-pig-lol-t190.htm 1690richo


A pork chop.

]]> Jokes (Richos Speciality)... Sun, 21 Oct 2007 01:48:56 GMT http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/the-karate-pig-lol-t190.htm#473 http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/the-karate-pig-lol-t190.htm http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/englishman-scotsman-and-an-irishman-t35.htm 1690richo One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started ... Jokes (Richos Speciality)... Fri, 12 Oct 2007 22:40:15 GMT http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/englishman-scotsman-and-an-irishman-t35.htm#54 http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/englishman-scotsman-and-an-irishman-t35.htm http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/harold-shipman-t169.htm 1690richo ]]> Jokes (Richos Speciality)... Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:23:19 GMT http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/harold-shipman-t169.htm#415 http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/harold-shipman-t169.htm http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-day-18-10-07-t171.htm 1690richo Two starving bums These two starving bums are walking through an alley when one of them sees a dead cat. He runs over, sits down and starts to eat the cat, tearing the meat from its limbs. He says to the other bum, "Hey, I know you're hungry, too. Why don't you eat some of this cat?" "Hell no!!!" replies the second bum, "That cat's been dead for days, he's all stiff and cold and smelly!" The first bum says, "Okay, suit yourself," ... Jokes (Richos Speciality)... Thu, 18 Oct 2007 03:06:34 GMT http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-day-18-10-07-t171.htm#421 http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-day-18-10-07-t171.htm http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-day-17-10-07-t168.htm 1690richo



A: Neither of them can finish a sentence.



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Her Husband Demanded To No Who The Other Man Was ]]> Jokes (Richos Speciality)... Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:06:08 GMT http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-day-16-10-07-t141.htm#252 http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-day-16-10-07-t141.htm http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/two-priests-t53.htm 1690richo Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle. They were promptly stopped by
a policeman who said, “What do you think you are doing? What if you have an accident?”

The priests say, “Don't worry, my son. Jesus is with us.”

The policeman says, “In that case, I have to book you. Three people are not allowed to
ride on a motorcycle.”]]> Jokes (Richos Speciality)... Sat, 13 Oct 2007 01:29:22 GMT http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/two-priests-t53.htm#93 http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/two-priests-t53.htm http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-day-12-10-07-t14.htm 1690richo An Irish family have been found frozen to death outside the Dublin Odeon. They have been queuing for 3 weeks to see "Closed for the Winter" Jokes (Richos Speciality)... Fri, 12 Oct 2007 17:09:43 GMT http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-day-12-10-07-t14.htm#21 http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-day-12-10-07-t14.htm http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/turkey-penance-t54.htm 1690richo Turkey Penance Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt?" "Certainly not," said the Priest. "As penance, you must return it to the one from whom you stole it." "I tried," Brian sobbed, "but he refused. Oh, Father, what should I do?" "If what you say is true, then it is all right for ... Jokes (Richos Speciality)... Sat, 13 Oct 2007 01:32:46 GMT http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/turkey-penance-t54.htm#95 http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/turkey-penance-t54.htm http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/3-hard-mice-t47.htm Admin 3 mice having a pint and discussing whose the hardest..1st mouse says well see those mouse traps well when the bar comes down i grab hold of it and push it up and down while eating the cheese..2nd mouse says thats nothin see rat poisin i crush it up and snort it..3rd mouse gets up and walks towards the door the other 2 start laughing and say where are you going and he says " am off to shag the cat"]]> Jokes (Richos Speciality)... Sat, 13 Oct 2007 00:33:20 GMT http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/3-hard-mice-t47.htm#80 http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/3-hard-mice-t47.htm http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-day-11-10-07-t13.htm 1690richo Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?" "No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds. "Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both." "Fook off you liar!". "I'll prove it," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of ... Jokes (Richos Speciality)... Fri, 12 Oct 2007 17:07:43 GMT http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-day-11-10-07-t13.htm#20 http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-day-11-10-07-t13.htm http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/married-lol-t133.htm 1690richo MARRIED : A man and a woman, who have never met before, and are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet ... Jokes (Richos Speciality)... Mon, 15 Oct 2007 21:30:47 GMT http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/married-lol-t133.htm#237 http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/married-lol-t133.htm http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-day-13-10-07-t56.htm 1690richo Paddy was in New York He was patiently waiting, and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, "Okay pedestrians". Then he'd allow the traffic to pass. He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk.

After the cop had shouted "Pedestrians" for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, "Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?"]]> Jokes (Richos Speciality)... Sat, 13 Oct 2007 01:38:39 GMT http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-day-13-10-07-t56.htm#97 http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-day-13-10-07-t56.htm http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/mary-and-her-teeth-t34.htm 1690richo
I'm leaving them out till I get used to them!' said Mary.]]> Jokes (Richos Speciality)... Fri, 12 Oct 2007 22:38:11 GMT http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/mary-and-her-teeth-t34.htm#53 http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/mary-and-her-teeth-t34.htm http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-day-15-10-07-t104.htm 1690richo ]]> Jokes (Richos Speciality)... Mon, 15 Oct 2007 02:59:36 GMT http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-day-15-10-07-t104.htm#173 http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-day-15-10-07-t104.htm http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-day-14-10-07-t70.htm 1690richo


a.knock on the hatch ]]> Jokes (Richos Speciality)... Sun, 14 Oct 2007 16:36:49 GMT http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-day-14-10-07-t70.htm#133 http://britishloyalists.forumotion.com/jokes-richos-speciality-f5/joke-of-the-day-14-10-07-t70.htm